From: Medea Haarlock
Sent: 2011.04.14 04:15
To: Test Alliance Please Ignore,
Good evening / morning folks. We have a special treat for you tomorrow in Euro Prime. Ze ELITE PVP German juggernaut ev0ke, NCDOT, and Merciless have a tower coming out of RF. Unfortunately for them, Euro Prime might as well be called Mr. Vee Prime time. That’s right. Mr. Vee is forming a fleet tomorrow to crush the GERMAN ELITE PVP menace. Unfortunately his reputation might very well precede him, and in the face of the LAGBLOB (which is the antithesis of ELITE PVP) the Germans might withdraw without a fight.
We still need you to X up for this despite the possibility of blue balling. Why? Our massive Alphafleet blobs make ELITE PVP cry foul about how it’s unfair that we can field 2-4x their numbers and choose to do so. Faced with such overwhelming numbers, they have the choice of either suffering staggering losses in a straight up fight or standing down, bitching about it on various forums, and fighting another day when we don’t blob them. As long as we keep our participation against them high, they’ll have scant ability to match our numbers and fight on their terms (not blob vs blob). When participation drops, they get what they want. Is what they want what you want? (Well is it?) Didn’t think so! Keep X’ing up guys and we can soak up the delicious tears of ELITE PVP.
In other news, we're doing a great job in NPC Fountain. Don't forget that these strat ops take precidence over fagging up NPC Fountain, but keep up the good work guys.
Our good friend Zagdul has been promoted to FA's top position so he's running their show now. Congrats man, FA couldn't be in better hands.