(6:07:33 PM) honeybadger.pleaseignore.com: Prepare for a wall of words:
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Gather round the fires kiddies so I can tell you all a story from years gone by. A merry yarn that see good triumph over green killboards, of a foe put to the sword, and of the celebrations that came after...
....and then you notice that the enemy isn't quite as dead as you thought he was...
You see boys and girls some of us have taken this space before. Some of YOU have taken this space before, some of you have taken it 3 or 4 times. So why then are we busy taking it again you might ask, what happened to those that came before?
Easy, the same thing thats happening to you dumb fucks. You have the attention span of a ferret in a room full of shiney shit and its starting to cost you.
"Hold on a minute I'm no dumb fuck, I went to college" you might say, but a quick glance at how things have been going lately says that you may have wasted your money, because you are in fact a dumb fuck.
Did you know that AAA has begun a slow steady assault on Catch? Did you know that Elo and the rest of Black Legion will soon be in the relative area and able to shit on your fleets at their leisure (though we're not their main target, they're moving tonight as I write this)? Meanwhile we're mired in this Esoteria bullshit and the reason is simple:
You.
You are committing the same crime that every force before you has, you've fucked off because your attention spacn is only slightly longer than leetcheese's dick. You ignore the ping that Dingo or some other random guy puts out for an op because some new game (likely the fault of JEFFRAIDER) has your attention, and because of that, the fight is swinging the other way.
"Well shit Grath what can I do to clean up this shit samdwich we're eating?"
Pay attention. Stop sucking Sorts dick in Planetside 2 and remember your space empire. Join fleets, even the fucking gay ass boring fleets that are grinding the fuck out of that bottomless pit that is Esoteria. Look out for the fleet pings and join them, re apply the boot to the next of the toilet water dwelling cocksuckers you've spent 6 months evicting and finish the job.
TL:DR: I know you all want to have an orgy and a vacation but you need to put your pants back on and strap your fucking boots back up for a while longer because much like prom night, you're in serious danger of busting your nut early.
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Feel free to tell me all the reasons you're a lazy cunt in the thread I've created for you all that carries the above message.
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