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--- Cytuj ---This is highly secret but I am sharing it with you because I know you can betrusted... The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threatsand have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "ABit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get theBastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they havebeen used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terroralert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent firethat destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing thecountry's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "ElaborateMilitary Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations"and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higherlevels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the onlythreat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navycan get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!".Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spottyteenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the PrimeMinister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, whichis "Shit, I hope Austrulia will come end rescue us". In the event ofinvasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategicdefensive position called "Bondi".
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to"She'll be all right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!',"I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie iscancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the finalescalation level
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Xarthias:
Jak George Lucas gratulował Cameronowi sukcesu Tajtanika:
Ciekawe, czy z okazji Avatara coś wymyśli :P
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