http://omgrawr.net/quote/11098
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An Ammarian commander arrived at the aftermath of a pirate raid and saw a small group cleaning up the mess. Curious as to the large number of frozen corpses and general destruction in the area, he asked one of the other pilots what happened.
The pilot explained, "A slaver convoy was attacked. We just finished jettisoning all of the bodies from the transports."
"Sounds pretty nasty," the commander replied. "Those slaves would have brought in a decent amount of money back in the home worlds. Were all of them dead?"
The pilot nodded sadly and said, "Some of them said they weren't, but you know how those
Matari lie."