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PIRACI TO ?WINIE!
unique|tom:
Od momentu jak przeczyta?em ten log z rozmowy pomi?dzy ofiar? i piratami, nie mog? si? pozbiera?. Piraci, w tym przypadku SPACE INVADERS zacz?li ostr? gr? intelektualn?, maj?c? na celu zbicie ofiar z tropu i zrobienie z nich oprawców. Sposób w jaki to czyni? jest i?cie szekspirowski, co? pi?knego:
Tu macie link do wersji z podzia?em na role [WMV Movie] - g?os Viceroya jest nie do przebicia!!!!! Ch?opaki z TWB znaj? tego ktosia i jego pobratymców z blokad z trasy X-7OMU --> TORRINOS.
Najlepiej czyta? loga ogl?daj?c jednocze?nie movie - efekt piorunuj?cy a i log nie wydaje si? ju? tak strasznie d?ugi...
A tu zapis kompletnego loga:
--- Cytuj ---
This is Viceroy, the legal representive of the Forsaken Alliance. Today i was shocked to see that one of our members non-existant constitutional rights were breached, and he was threatened with death!
In this age of Space Travel, i find this appaling, and will take immediate action against all involved parties who assaulted my client mentally and emotionally. After this sad incident, my client was deep in depression, scarred by this unfortunate and brutal event.
I must share this with all the community, so no other non-existant piractical rights are breached by vicious carebears.
Today, my client Mr.XpoHoc was doing a periodic garbage cleanup in the system of Aurohunen. He had spotted a half eaten carrot far away from the gate he was cleaning, and approached to pick it up.
At that moment, the vile Mnemosyne warped in, and while she was heading for the gate her indy blew up due to a fatal technical problem. Her pod also blew up, for undisclosed reasons. We believe the jovians are involved.
My client tried to help Ms.Mnemosyne, but he was threatened brutally.
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Channelname: Mnemosyne conversation
Listener: XpoHoc
Session started: 2003.12.06 17:25:32
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[ 2003.12.06 17:25:42 ] Mnemosyne > Hi
[ 2003.12.06 17:26:11 ] XpoHoc > hi
[ 2003.12.06 17:26:39 ] Mnemosyne > Minding my own business, Doing no harm to anyone, nothing of value in my old, and no communication from you........
[ 2003.12.06 17:26:43 ] Mnemosyne > So why the attack?
[ 2003.12.06 17:27:00 ] XpoHoc > no time for communication and you know that
[ 2003.12.06 17:27:20 ] Mnemosyne > stasis web?
[ 2003.12.06 17:27:44 ] XpoHoc > stasis web on 60km?
[ 2003.12.06 17:27:54 ] Mnemosyne > but still - if nothing to gain what gain for you? Did I trespass or something?
[ 2003.12.06 17:28:22 ] XpoHoc > omg, you know that you only know what was inside atm you look at the loot
[ 2003.12.06 17:28:51 ] Mnemosyne > ship scanner
[ 2003.12.06 17:29:18 ] XpoHoc > ship scanner on 60km?
[ 2003.12.06 17:29:49 ] Mnemosyne > I have no 'combat' skills, I'm not in a corp, all I do is haul goods. Next time you see me its 50/50 if I have goods onboard. Try to talk, I'm not a conmerchant
[ 2003.12.06 17:30:16 ] XpoHoc > you have enought time to warp away, then its time to talk, not while you approach the gate
[ 2003.12.06 17:31:03 ] Mnemosyne > I have enough shields to see me through NPC gate rats, I thought pirates asked for a toll!
[ 2003.12.06 17:31:28 ] XpoHoc > we do, but not if we only have 10 seconds till you jump
[ 2003.12.06 17:32:23 ] Mnemosyne > Well its your loss, if you can off me ISK for a new ship we're square.
[ 2003.12.06 17:32:28 ] Mnemosyne > offer#
[ 2003.12.06 17:32:34 ] XpoHoc > my loss?
[ 2003.12.06 17:33:10 ] Mnemosyne > Otherwise I do the usual, I'm afraid I have pass your name to several friends and corps who ask me for Intel on PCRats,
[ 2003.12.06 17:33:39 ] Mnemosyne > Do you wish to maybe double the number of poeple hunting you?
[ 2003.12.06 17:34:17 ] XpoHoc > hm. no
[ 2003.12.06 17:35:27 ] XpoHoc > but i really doubt that you can "double" the numbers of the ppl who are already hunting me
[ 2003.12.06 17:36:06 ] Mnemosyne > Thats as maybe, I dont know who looks for you right now, true.
[ 2003.12.06 17:37:35 ] Mnemosyne > But I can assure you I this chat log will be forward to 4 Corps who each have over 50 Members on their books, one with a confirmed 150. Plus my personal address book of 30 people - most are merchants and traders who will then spread the word to their own allies.
[ 2003.12.06 17:39:02 ] Mnemosyne > I've just checked local prices. ,510,000isk is the best price for a new Badger II. I will accept 500,000isk. If you can send me that within the next 10 minutes I will delete this log.
[ 2003.12.06 17:40:16 ] Mnemosyne > Otherwise as promised this log and a short note from myself will be send to approximately 400 people - who will of course inform their friends also.
[ 2003.12.06 17:40:19 ] XpoHoc > you are a funny lady my heart
[ 2003.12.06 17:40:43 ] XpoHoc > you have not lost anything
[ 2003.12.06 17:40:47 ] XpoHoc > but a ship
[ 2003.12.06 17:41:04 ] XpoHoc > and now you threat my with your mighty friends
[ 2003.12.06 17:41:17 ] Mnemosyne > Thank you for taking the time to talk. 17:50 EVE time for the ISK - Aye, ISK for a Ship.
[ 2003.12.06 17:41:32 ] XpoHoc > thats not a nice behaviour for such a woman like you
[ 2003.12.06 17:42:22 ] Mnemosyne > ...You call my behaviour into question? I find that rude, considering own recent actions.
[ 2003.12.06 17:45:34 ] XpoHoc > mnemosyne
[ 2003.12.06 17:45:39 ] XpoHoc > there is a friend of mine
[ 2003.12.06 17:45:43 ] Mnemosyne > Hello
[ 2003.12.06 17:45:45 ] XpoHoc > i cant hold him back
2003.12.06 17:45:58 ] XpoHoc > he really wants to join this conversation
[ 2003.12.06 17:46:06 ] Mnemosyne > as you wish.
[ 2003.12.06 17:46:33 ] XpoHoc > i said everything, i wont pay, you can do waht you want with this chat log, pls say hello to viceroy
(At this point, Mr.Xpohoc called upon my Legal Advice, and I gladly accepted. I joined the channel immediatly and started defending my obviously victimized clients rights. I noted that he was very upset and had been physically assaulted.)
[ 2003.12.06 17:46:53 ] Mnemosyne > Hello Viceroy
[ 2003.12.06 17:46:58 ] Viceroy > Hello Ms.Mnemosyne
[ 2003.12.06 17:47:21 ] Viceroy > I have been told that you have been threatening my client, Mr.XpoHoc
[ 2003.12.06 17:47:22 ] Mnemosyne > I have given XpoHox my thoughts, there are still 5 minutes before I forward this log.
[ 2003.12.06 17:47:34 ] Viceroy > I demand an explaination, or i will be forced to take action
[ 2003.12.06 17:47:36 ] Viceroy > >:(
[ 2003.12.06 17:48:38 ] Mnemosyne > Viceroy, I ave been killed. You friend shot my ship, and my pod out from under me. Yet he did not try any true pirate actions, in the sense of opening communication or stopping/slowing me down.
[ 2003.12.06 17:48:54 ] Viceroy > I see. And you feel offended by that?
[ 2003.12.06 17:49:01 ] Mnemosyne > He maintains his range of 60km was too far.
[ 2003.12.06 17:49:28 ] XpoHoc > mnemosyne, i told you about the limitations of the modules and i think even if i could do it.. i dont have to
[ 2003.12.06 17:49:29 ] Viceroy > Well, all scientists agree that no warp disrupter can function at 60km. I cant see the problem
[ 2003.12.06 17:50:06 ] XpoHoc > you should blame concord for that
[ 2003.12.06 17:50:31 ] Viceroy > I think you should apologize for harrasing, insulting and openly threatening my client!
[ 2003.12.06 17:50:37 ] Viceroy > this is unacceptable
[ 2003.12.06 17:50:47 ] XpoHoc > concord makes the routes very dangerous to you, because we are forced to destroy you to see what you can offer us
[ 2003.12.06 17:50:51 ] Mnemosyne > In one sense yes, becuase he had nothing to gain from the action, and potentialy had a lot to loose. In this case only a ship and some mods and a clone. I have only asked for ISK for a new ship, I wont offer intel about my skills/abilites by asking for more to cover the Clone & Mods.
[ 2003.12.06 17:51:34 ] Mnemosyne > Xpohoc, I can offer you nothing when I am destroyed.
[ 2003.12.06 17:51:44 ] Viceroy > Ms.Mnemosyne, may i ask, do you have any past affilation with Caldari Neo-**** organizations?
[ 2003.12.06 17:51:49 ] XpoHoc > sure, your cargo and your modules
[ 2003.12.06 17:52:16 ] Viceroy > Statistics have shown that 48% of the people that threaten other people are members or have been members of Neo-**** organizations
[ 2003.12.06 17:53:00 ] Viceroy > I demand that you apologize and compensate my Client, you have obviously assaulted his freedom of thought and hurt his feelings
[ 2003.12.06 17:53:12 ] Mnemosyne > My Political leanings or sponsorship have nothing to do with this incident.
[ 2003.12.06 17:53:13 ] Viceroy > I will not stand for Neo-**** SCUM to do this to innocent people
[ 2003.12.06 17:53:40 ] Mnemosyne > Viceroy, you seem to forget, I am the victim.
[ 2003.12.06 17:53:46 ] Viceroy > So you accept that you have been affilated with Caldari Neo-**** organizations?
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:01 ] Mnemosyne > I am simply using the only means of recompense at my disposal.
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:01 ] XpoHoc > i am the victim
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:12 ] Viceroy > I think you are trying to victimize yourself, and depress my already emotionally frail client, Mr.XpoHoc
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:21 ] Viceroy > This is a crime against humanity
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:27 ] XpoHoc > of your threats and concords monopoly on security installations
[ 2003.12.06 17:54:41 ] Viceroy > I know XpoHoc, dont be afraid. I wont let the ****s do anything to you
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:11 ] Mnemosyne > Again this is rude, You see fit to destroy me, then claim to be the victim. I'm sorry but I have nothing more to say.
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:29 ] Viceroy > May i ask then, are you anti-minatic?
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:32 ] XpoHoc > at least you are sorry
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:43 ] Viceroy > Do you support Slavery and Amarr invasion of minmatar space?
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:44 ] Mnemosyne > no
[ 2003.12.06 17:55:48 ] Viceroy > Do you trade slaves?
[ 2003.12.06 17:56:03 ] XpoHoc > slaves? yes dot you trade my brothers and sisters :)
[ 2003.12.06 17:56:07 ] Viceroy > Because obviously, you are discrimating against my client due to his race
[ 2003.12.06 17:56:08 ] XpoHoc > >:)
[ 2003.12.06 17:56:28 ] Mnemosyne > XpoHoc, you friend is directing this in an irrelavant direction. ISK now or the Log goes to my allies?
[ 2003.12.06 17:56:36 ] Viceroy > You know that discrimination and slave trade are crimes in the Caldari State dont you?
[ 2003.12.06 17:57:06 ] Viceroy > Threats again! you my friend, are definatly a neo-**** pro-amarr anti-minatic fanatic
[ 2003.12.06 17:57:18 ] XpoHoc > my brutor race will never compete with your technological andvanced caldari state, but i still know what honor is and i know that you dont lose it when you die, you only lose it when you hide behind your friends
[ 2003.12.06 17:57:31 ] Viceroy > Hear hear!
[ 2003.12.06 17:57:39 ] Viceroy > Be ashamed Mnemosyne
[ 2003.12.06 17:57:56 ] Mnemosyne > Gentleman you are looking for something deep which is not there. 500,000 for a ship has nothing to do with politics or race. I bid you farewell.
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:16 ] XpoHoc > so its all about moeny
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:29 ] Viceroy > So you just want money?
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:30 ] Mnemosyne > ..yes
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:31 ] XpoHoc > i doubt it
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:40 ] Mnemosyne > as I said at teh very start.
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:47 ] Viceroy > Do you fund terrorist organizations?
[ 2003.12.06 17:58:49 ] XpoHoc > what is the profit for your 1xx men to hunt me down?
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:03 ] XpoHoc > 6mill? 6/100?
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:06 ] Mnemosyne > /emote Sigh
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:06 ] Viceroy > May we see your transaction logs to make sure you do not fund anti-minatic organizations?
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:13 ] XpoHoc > i doubt its just about money
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:36 ] Viceroy > I agree XpoHoc, i believe there is foul play at hand
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:39 ] Mnemosyne > Viceroy I cant send you those because then you would know the routes I take to trade.
[ 2003.12.06 17:59:44 ] Mnemosyne > Good day and Good night.
At this point, Ms.Mnemosyne, understanding that her Caldari Neo-**** Anti-Minatic Pro-Slaver Ammaric stance had been exposed, left the chat channel.
Me and my collagues at Personal Warrants and Neural Electrical Domination (PWNED) have vowed to pursue this matter, and protect the already scarred and emotionally fragile XpoHoc from further harrrasment. He has been taken to a rehab center to overcome this event.
I thank you for your time. Contact PWNED for all your legal needs.
--- Koniec cytatu ---
Pelias:
Co to jest - 1000 prawnikow na dnie morza?
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LOL....
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